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Joined: 18 Dec 2011 19:03
Main Name: Seraphita
Main Class: Bear Shaman


Post by Seraphita » 23 Mar 2014 01:37

"Dear Funcom,

It's dry of content in here... so dry that birds build their nests from barbed wire, fire hydrants chase dogs around and the current blockbusters are The Lord of the Bathtub Rings, Thirsty Games and Transflooders. Can you please implement in the next patch the possibility to learn the Rain Dance? Thank you!

Sincerely yours,

your Hardcore Raiders
Most probably many of you would be itching to send a letter like this to our dear Funcom. As the new years settles we are ready to tackle new challenges, itching to discover new dungeons and raids. With the Palace of Cetriss and The Slithering Chaos nearing completion, the revamp of the crafting and tradeskills almost complete and the new PvP gear already on Testlive we near a moment where things will get interesting once more. And yet the hardest challenge has been to fight the boredom in between!

With the beginning of spring we set ourselves new goals in order to keep fit. Members can now check out the new Pilates and Power Yoga courses, join us thursdays to get a chance to win epic leather bags and accessories, work hard together in order to beat the challenge of the suicidal maiden, or just keep fit with the usual 400k(m) weekly half-marathon (remember you can also make regular offerings to the XXX Pr0n picture donation box to have a chance for bankrupcy).

With that said we'd like to welcome all the new members that have joined us in the last months - and looking forward to the new stuffs to come, let's all keep at breaking those skulls... in Style! ;)
"lissen to the conunitu!"


Re: 2014

Post by Mortiffer » 24 Mar 2014 01:32

Nice letter!
The amazing Sera strikes back!


Re: 2014

Post by stage » 24 Mar 2014 20:00

yohoo ninja mage in the picture

(also here is the place to say that "sera" is very nice bulgarian word...)


Re: 2014

Post by evangarstorm » 25 Mar 2014 17:30

lol, Stoene bre

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