Satetka's being the great priest of all noobs sign for a siege on Caelnach to try and plant a few tents, pile a million death and make everybody laugh.
At first, Satetka goes out on his own. He comes to Destiny's battlekeep and sees one member of Destiny slowly walking along the walls.
He starts casting a spell. He then looks all around, but he can't find his target anymore.
All of a sudden, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around, and there's the guy with the Destiny tag.
Satetka gets knocked down to the ground, and starts pissing in his boots.
The mighty warrior yells at him, saying he's sick and tired of seing him and gives Satetka an ultimatum.
He tells him that he can either drop to his knees and blow him, or he will slit his throat opened and shit in his neck.
Satetka immediately gets on his knees and obliges the Destiny member. The warrior walks away contented and Satetka find his way back to his mum's basement.
The next morning, Satetka prepares a mighty spell and goes to the same place he saw the Destiny member before.
And finds him again there again. Satetka gets all excited, gets the Destiny member in his target and fires!
He looks all around, but there is noone there. All of a sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder again. He turns around, and, surprise,
there's the Destiny member looking down at him... knocks him to the ground again and says,''You know the routine.''
Satetka gets on his knees and obliges the Destiny member again. When he's done, the Destiny member walks away smoking a cigarette and Satetka stumbles back to his mum's.
Satetka is all pissed off now. He prepares the mightyest spell he can think of and heads to the same spot again.
And sure enough, there is the Destiny member walking along the walls again.
He gets the Destiny member in his target, and says to himself, ''Now Destiny's gonna fuckin' get it!'' He releases the spells and, "Ka-BOOM!"
He looks all over again, but no Destiny member. Then, just as before, he feels the same tap at his shoulder.
He turns around, there's the Destiny member standing there with a big smirk on his face.
He looks down at Satetka and says, ''You're not in this for the sieging are you?'''
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It took me some time but I finally found the official background story for Satetka.
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God grant me the SERENITY to accept the things I cannot change, the COURAGE to change the things I can, and the WISDOM to know the difference.
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*Must have been love...* Hahahahaha,good one!
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